How to Say 'Said'

Inspiration would be playing the part of the snitch here.

So, I made this spreadsheet of 'How to Say Said' a while back. I had writer's block somethin' fierce, and I decided to blame it on my pitiful vocabulary. I thought, "If I knew more words, then I would be able to write!"
This turned out to be quite untrue, but the spreadsheet is still pretty useful. If you have any suggestions for other ways to say said, I would be happy to add them.

Also, no, I did not just place the Harry Potter toy on top of some books for that picture. It lives there. Permanently.